unicorns are real.

at this point all you need to know is that i am hilarious

pagekind:

jaredsbagelbiscuits:

rockgroin:

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Step one: acquire plastic bags filled with air.

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Step two: Cosplay Rob Liefeld’s Captain America.

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so accurate it hurts

i’m gOING TO THROW UP AJFKDSLA OH MY GOD CAP NO

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

thelostlittleraven:

batibrittany:

MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS OVER SKYPE WITH NO EXPLANATION
I DONT KNOW WHO THIS IS
BLESS YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN

this is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my life. 

thelostlittleraven:

batibrittany:

MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS OVER SKYPE WITH NO EXPLANATION

I DONT KNOW WHO THIS IS

BLESS YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN

this is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my life. 

(Source: fallofroman, via unofficialashley)

castielcampbell:

221pies-in-the-tardis:

selizabeth22:

ultrafacts:

More facts? Visit the Ultrafacts tumblr Blog

Why is George holding the phone upside down?

isn’t the fact that he’s george bush enough of an answer ?

Is no one going to talk about the SQUIRRELS that hunt DOGS in Russia??

(via ayohiddlesarmy)

Disney Princesses as Game of Thrones characters by DjeDjehuti.

(Source: nathanielemmett, via thesweetpianowritingdownmylife)

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

(Source: rialxoan, via iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye)

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astralangels:


shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it

astralangels:

shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it

(via sassyavengers)

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

(via unofficialashley)

justlearningasigo:

laughingsquid:

Melting Marshmallow Peeps with a Red Hot Ball of Nickel

This was completely unnecessary and for that I am thankful

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

seekingalpha:

richarcl:

the truth about cowboys

the truth about Pharrell.

seekingalpha:

richarcl:

the truth about cowboys

the truth about Pharrell.

(Source: babefield, via laughbitches)

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fancypancakes:

nasty-otter:

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly 

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you can make hashbrowns with it

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even a salad

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add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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you can have it sliced and diced

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or baked

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you can make tater tots

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hell you can even eat the skin

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or just have little potato nuggets

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thank u potatoes

Boner

(Source: nastyotter, via ayohiddlesarmy)