unicorns are real.

at this point all you need to know is that i am hilarious

powercuddle:

free-parking:

i found my new wardrobe

i need henry the eighth to reside over my crotch like some fucked up guardian who will behead or divorce all who dare try and pass him

(via make-the-dead-love)

redthebear:

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

Is Dennys roleplaying now, what the literal fuck

redthebear:

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

Is Dennys roleplaying now, what the literal fuck

(via unofficialashley)

(Source: tampire, via radicallasagna)

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

(Source: ttity, via peanutbutterandmarshmallowsquash)

ryanvallejo:

"your taste in music kinda sucks"

image

(via radicallasagna)

thehalfwrittenbook:

let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

how is she on the fucking cover yet they wont expell the fucking rapist wtf

thehalfwrittenbook:

let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

how is she on the fucking cover yet they wont expell the fucking rapist wtf

(via make-the-dead-love)

memewhore:

Ruined?

memewhore:

Ruined?

(via radicallasagna)

thylaed:

shout out to people who are scared to call others out, whose hands shake when they try to explain what’s wrong, whose throats threaten to close up with thoughts of ‘what if i’m just overreacting’, whose hearts are pounding out of their chests because they just stuck their necks out for their beliefs, who have lost friends and respect and safety for aligning themselves with causes

(Source: princepatroclus, via make-the-dead-love)

thotstothinkabout:

thefitrasta:

Justin Lynch beating Michael Phelps record at just 16

SPREAD THIS LIKE FIRE

(via make-the-dead-love)


my hand slipped

my hand slipped

(Source: captainaubvious, via in-love-with-my-bed)

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

This is like a round of cards against humanity

(Source: disneydailly, via in-love-with-my-bed)

  • Steve: ARE YOU READY, AVENGERS??
  • Avengers: AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!!
  • Clint: I CAN'T HEEEAAAR YOU!
  • this made me laugh a lot harder than it should have.
cas-is-deans-huggy-bear:

I HAVE FOUND WHAT I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR

cas-is-deans-huggy-bear:

I HAVE FOUND WHAT I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR

(via in-love-with-my-bed)

tastefullyoffensive:

[specialbrowny]

tastefullyoffensive:

[specialbrowny]

(via make-the-dead-love)

modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

(via in-love-with-my-bed)