unicorns are real.

at this point all you need to know is that i am hilarious

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via pianoangelic)

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

I’m British and I can’t even make a nice cup of tea

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(via dumbass-eren)

mirouge:


coefore:


almdoodler:


Internet porn habits of different countries. Austrians have either a really high opinion of their fellow citizens, or a very low one…
This is entierly milla’s fault go blame her~
Also, have some Ukraine

you saucy minx, you 


im glad


 #THIS IS WHY I EXIST #TO MAKE PEOPLE DRAW THE SILLIEST THINGS
Clearly, you lead the best life of us all. *bows low*

mirouge:

coefore:

almdoodler:

Internet porn habits of different countries. Austrians have either a really high opinion of their fellow citizens, or a very low one…

This is entierly milla’s fault go blame her~

Also, have some Ukraine

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you saucy minx, you 

im glad

Clearly, you lead the best life of us all. *bows low*

(via hetaliaxispowers)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

(via ruinedchildhood)

shingeki-no-kyutie:

Fuck OFF, you piece of neigh-trash

(via laito-sakamakis-bitch-chan)

somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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(via rory-thee-romann)

hellatia:

APH Axis w/ speech bubbles! Art by Himaruya Hidekaz, edit by me.

Axis | Allies | Nordics

(via heartofhetalia)

(Source: josephg, via laughbitches)

sicilian-macaroon:

rangerkimmy:

most of them came out REALLY GOOD like

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spiderman

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hulk

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and iron man

but then there’s…

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captain amerihurr

I can’t BREATHE

(via laughbitches)

gothpornstar:

weloveshortvideos:

When Yo Parents Give You More Money Than You Asked 

Vine by MeechOnMars

DAMN SON TOO REAL

(via laughbitches)

(Source: whatafuckinfamilypicture, via laughbitches)

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

(via secretlymartinfreeman)

For like the first time ever, I’m completely free!

(Source: mickeyandcompany, via forever-tangledup)

tinarannosaurus:

"But do bring me a snack. Chocolate!"

request (x)

(via allisonsalive)

brook:

sizvideos:

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this is the happiest thing i’ve ever seen

(via injured-fallen-angel)