royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

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blameaspartame:

God’s Web Site

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thespywhospies:

What if Cas does die a human and when he returns to heaven, Metatron expects a masterpiece of a story of the pretty wife, children and grandchildren but all he gets is 

DEAN DEAN BLA BLA BLA SUCKED HIS BLA BLA BLABLA DEAN BLA IN THA BUTT BLABLABLA DEAN DEAN DEAN BLABLA BEST SEX EVER

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elasticitymudflap:

ericaisawesome56:

farfromgotham:

Fun fact time: many of my old acquaintances still make joking comments whenever they see me wearing pink, because as a child (and honestly pretty much right up to high school) I would refuse to associate with any pink objects. 
It wasn’t because I didn’t like pink, it was because since I appeared female I was supposed to/ it was immediately assumed that I did and therefore it pissed me the ever-loving fuck off. I was ashamed to like it, which is terrible because pink is an awesome color. But when you shove it down young girls throats it gets really old, really fast. 
Give the child the fucking rainbow, and if they pick pink, it’s not because they are female and/or effeminate, it’s because they like the color pink. 

THIS.

Gosh this

elasticitymudflap:

ericaisawesome56:

farfromgotham:

Fun fact time: many of my old acquaintances still make joking comments whenever they see me wearing pink, because as a child (and honestly pretty much right up to high school) I would refuse to associate with any pink objects. 

It wasn’t because I didn’t like pink, it was because since I appeared female I was supposed to/ it was immediately assumed that I did and therefore it pissed me the ever-loving fuck off. I was ashamed to like it, which is terrible because pink is an awesome color. But when you shove it down young girls throats it gets really old, really fast. 

Give the child the fucking rainbow, and if they pick pink, it’s not because they are female and/or effeminate, it’s because they like the color pink. 

THIS.

Gosh this

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n0t-a2-hiip2ter-a2-me:

Castiel just so adorably ignorant

This cartoon is cute

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jiminynovak:

I love the intense games of treasure hunt that starts everytime a relative of a Supernatural victim says “no, she was cremated”

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itsasecretbitches:

shehlovee:

Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your ass off for a final only to get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. It seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it.

this times a fucking thousand 

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themysterywhichbindsmestill:

ellen-deselfish:

goreandmutilation:

i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i

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Thats a fricking rockmelon in Australia so this was the most confusing crap ever. “i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i rockmelon” 

that’s what you australians get for naming stuff weird.

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scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

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ealsopart:

AHHH HELP IT’S TOO CUTE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH KOFFING

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